Virendra's Blog

World’s chastest democracy is at work these days. The society with the moral responsibility of teaching other savages about the blessings of democracy and freedom is about to see an election. After showering democracy on Iraq/Afghanistan with help from other democratic countries like Saudi Arabia/Pakistan, it is time for USofA to look for a new emperor errr… president.
But this time, it is a strange fight there.
The Democrats (with election symbol – an ass) are going through a tough choice. Choose between a woman or a black guy. Now for others it may not mean anything, but for USofA (with democracy going over centuries) it is the first time a black and a woman are trying to be president. This is real tough for conscious and enlightened people. Two minorities – women and coloured to chose from. Democrats, you will lose this way. You are dividing your prospective votes. Combine the two traits – let a black woman or a white man run for president. Yes, Obama’s wife against Hillary’s husband. But since Bill gives the creeps to any woman near him (except, of course, his wife) we have our choice limited to Obama’s wife. Now women are happy and so are the blacks. This will also reduce one useless news every week – Democrat primaries.
The Republicans (founded by anti-slavery activists) have their work cut short however. They decided to remain conventional. A white male Christian. So there was no rivalry within them.
A Ross Perot is missing and that is making the show less amusing than previous ones.

So, Yankees get ready. Uncle Sam needs you to choose wisely (for the sake of other countries).